Brain Contents

5 1/2 Hours of Sleep
The energizer bunny leads me through
the purple brush, avoiding all the sharp thorns
God awaits me on the Other Side
ready to purge my soul of its black spots.
Spot.
Naughty dog! Don't pee there!
Spots.
Nauseated delirium
Spots.
Look, the colours!
Sprite,
No, 7-Up!
Coke--Pepsi:
What's the difference?
A pretty blonde girl doesn't beam me up to her spaceship.
Scotty--can you fix it?
"If I push her any harder she's gonna blow":
and then she'll charge for sexual assault
Political Incorrectness.
Is that multiple choice?
No, I'm sorry, we don't have any yellow bananas.
Who cares?
God leaves, Satan emerges.
He laughs; I cry
No wait! It's vice versa.
Is he scared?
No, he was chopping onions
The energizer bunny and I begin the trek home,
but we only get half way.
I hate cheap imitation batteries!